Stupid Internet Comments (8/26/2012)

Iamtherlan was asking on Twitter if Counter-Strike Global Offensive on PC had traditional leaderboards, so I decided to go digging in the CSGO “gamehub” in the new Steam Community. I unearthed this forum post that is actually really hilarious to me for some reason:

Are you serious valve?

So I figured after a billion fucking years of making counter strike games valve would eventually hire staff that weren’t completely autistic.

Last time I checked racking the slide every time you switch weapons would just eject a round for no god damn reason, and “CLIPS” are called magazines, unless I missed the memo that we all traveled back in time to the fucking early 1900’s and are all useing Lee-Enfield’s.

Seriously, How the fuck have they not figured this out yet? After making FPS CS games for so god damn long how can you not grasp these basic concepts.

I seriously don’t understand how a company as large as valve could fuck that up. The “clip” issue isn’t even that large, but the fact that having to rack the slide slows down your weapons switch is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Yes I’m mad, You would think a company as large as valve would hire staff that aren’t complete dumb asses.

This is a type of person who exists; one who gets blind with rage because a Counter-Strike game is not 1:1 accurate with real-world weapons.

Counter-strike.

You know, the most realistic first person shooter in the world.

Posted 9 months ago

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