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I am now reminded that this is a thing

http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Elise

Elise is a mad dead princess. She died when she was 17 years old.

She loves Sonic the hedgehog, and if she can’t get her way, she always says “If I can’t have Sonic, then NO ONE CAN!”

She wishes to kill anyone who loves Sonic the Hedgehog.

She hates Amy Rose with a burning passion.

She wishes to destroy the world.

After beating the story mode, the player can unlock a secret “Zombie” mode.

This is an untold story of the evil Princess Elise the third.

Shortly Before sonic defeats her, Elise comes across Shadow the Hedgehog, and she demands that the black hedgehog surrender to her “superior” will.

Shadow refuses to do so, saying “I’d rather die than join a damned creep like you!”

Enranged beyound imagination, Elise screams, “I offered you power, and you refuse it! You’ll get your wish, little twerp! You will die, alone!”

Elise waves her hand and Shadow falls unconscious.

When Shadow come to, he finds himself in an errie, moonlit graveyard.

An insane laugh wails, followed by an errie short blast of an electric guitar could be heard in the chilly nights air and a pair of yellow glowing eyes peer out at him from behind a tomb stone.

Without thinking, Shadow picks up agun which happened to be nearby and shoots at the glowing eyes.

He hears a sceam and a figure falls before him. “It can’t be!” Shadow exclaims as he approaches his kill.

“Yesss, it isss…” Hisses a voice from behind. “We are the army of the dead; we are Princess Elise. Wellcome to your hell!”

Thanks, Shenaniganza. Thanks for ruining my life.